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Apr. 3rd, 2037 11:44 amHello, you have reached Shockwave.
[A staticy, slightly distorted version of the Jeopardy Theme plays]
Still there? If it's an urgent issue, leave a message and I will get back to you soon.
If it's about the Decepticons, I have no idea what you're talking about.
If you're Megatron, please wait 3 to 5 business days before I respond.
If it is a message I deem unimportant, I will respond to your message with probability greater than 50% on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays within the hours of 11 am to 11:01 am. Which is to say, I will probably ignore your message.
Leave your message after tone.
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